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What Did You Just Say Or When Did Everyone Get So F-Cking Stupid!!!

June 16, 2008

I am so tired of everyone bending everything to fit their own personal needs especially when their needs include hatred and more wanton destruction.

I'm tired of hearing right wingers talking about scary left winged liberals. Left wingers aren't scary, they’re just idealistic dumbasses. Right wingers are scary.

I'm not liberal or conservative. I'm not Republican or Democrat. What I am is scared. Scared that we seem to be unable to get anyone to run for office who is really representing the vast majority—those of us in the smack dab middle who want to eat meat, drink beer, have our guns but don't care about owning an Uzi, don't care if you smoke, but don't necessarily want people's stinking smoke in our faces. (We aren't trying to take away your right to smoke; we're trying to get the right not to have to smoke with you. Smokers aren't a minority group. Smokers aren't born; they are made by peer pressure and the cigarette companies. I want them to quit acting like they are the down trodden and go outside to smoke.)

Maybe we in the middle don't have a stand on smoking, maybe we are smokers but if we are we aren't radical about it, we believe the scientists when they say it's killing us and that our second-hand smoke is dangerous and we don't want to make anyone else smoke, so we'll go outside, no problem.

It's all about not being radical and we have to realize that this is why our voice isn't being heard. Our views are boring. We believe in getting criminals off the street, some of us believe in the death penalty but when we do... Well we want you to make damn sure you are executing the right guy and that it's an even playing field.

We want to have jobs that pay the bills. We care about the environment and energy conservation and having a strong military. We don't want to be forced to do stupid assed things like ethanol which actually makes a bigger carbon foot print and doesn't really help us out. We will do everything we can to conserve energy. Most of us do it already if for no other reason than we can't afford to do anything else. But we don't want to be told that we're the problem when we see what the politicians and all their rich friends are driving and the huge energy sucking homes they live in. We don't think we should be the only ones to tighten our belts. We want you to keep our strong military at home, keep the bad guys out, and protect our damn borders.

We would rather you profile—doesn't translate to torture—than treat us all like criminals.

Simply put, the vast majority of Americans are NOT dumbasses who don't give a damn about anything but themselves and their own pet projects. The problem is two fold: Joe public doesn't own one of the mega corps that owns the media, and Joe public isn't really radical which translates to boring TV.

I'm sick to death of surfing the channels only to have to go back because I can't believe some idiot politician just said what I thought they said. Some idiot pundit is constantly finding his own scientist—Graduate of Under A Rock University—to come and denounce such things as global warming which has been proven over and over by the vast majority of climatologists and... People will quote this bull shit like it's the gospel truth as their house blows away then say stupid assed shit like “God works in mysterious ways” as they drive away in their Escalade to go to a new town and build another energy eating home.

As if conserving energy and polluting less is going to do anything that might hurt us!

I recently heard a woman I have always respected say that all the bad weather was God’s will and that it was hitting all the places where bad people live... I couldn't believe what I was hearing. This is a person who doesn't actually have a malicious bone in her body. Then I realized this usually quiet, normally compassionate woman is exactly what is wrong with this country and why no woman has ever really been taken seriously when it comes to politics.

See this wasn't anything she had figured out from watching some idiot ultra conservative on TV. She doesn't watch news. This woman's husband is a total ass—an abusive, egotistical bastard. He main lines Fox news and Rush Limbah and then he twists it even further and... Well when it comes to the world at large he has a very narrow view of anyone who isn't him. He feeds her this utter crap to the point she repeats it like it's true and then... Well she goes and votes.

That's what's killing us—people who speak and vote without listening. I mean well I wonder if she's figured out that God must be really mad at all the states that voted for Bush since He just keeps hammering them with bad weather. I wonder what sins she thinks the people in Iowa are committing that they deserve to be under water. The tornados that ripped across the Bible Belt leaving a path of death and destruction, what did those people do? They go to church and hate homosexuals—what else do they have to do to prove they love God? 

I mean come on if you're going to make a case that all this bad weather related stuff is happening to bad people and anyone who votes Democrat is bad then why are the red states getting trounced?

I heard this same woman say that the Democrats are purposely driving up the price of gas to make the Republicans look bad. WHAT? There are two oil men in the Whitehouse. We keep being told by the administration that the high oil prices are necessary because of the price of crude and yet three years running oil companies have had record profits.

Here's something that makes just about as much sense: The republicans are driving up the price of oil so that everyone will think the Democrats are doing it to make us all think the Republicans are doing it.

Come on! We aren't fucking stupid; we just let a bunch of radical dumbasses talk for all of us.

There has got to be something in the middle. Someone who won't say stupid assed shit while they're in Europe trying to save their "legacy." (Don't worry W I think they'll all hate you a long time and that's a legacy). You know stupid shit like, "My heart and my prayers go to the flood victims in Iowa and I hope they can find strength in the love of God."

I interpreted those words as this, "I'm not really going to do anything about your plight, I’ll leave that up to congress and FEMA, and if that's not good enough obviously you're a God damned atheist."

Maybe I'm overreacting.

Selina

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